Quotes from Couple’s Counseling or Tweets from Indians Criticizing Their Government?
“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
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Are You Still Working at Home with Your Cats, Or Are You Back at the Office with Your Co-Workers?
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
Advice from a Career Advisor Who Never Wanted to Be a Career Advisor
Find Your Fast Track: Sometimes you reach your destination quicker because you simply run out of track.
Sexiest Jug Blowers from Claremore, Oklahoma
Jedidiah “The Jug” Wilkesbury: “The jug” is known for his unceasing eye contact during his sets and his rugged bad-boy persona.
The Best White Noise App Just Got Better with City Sounds You’ll Love
Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)
Are You Paranoid? Take This Social Media Quiz for People Who Hate Social Media Quizzes
- Your resting face just seems to send hostile messages, is all. Are you saying no one has asked about this before? - Seriously?
Everything I Told Brenda, Who Waxed My Bikini Line the Day I Became Fully Vaccinated
- Ah, yeah, I got Pfizer, too. - My weekend was good! Just went to the park, socially distanced. How was yours? - AGH, OUCH! Shit. No, I’m okay.
Why Amazon’s New “Lord of the Rings” Show Is So Expensive
Bulk of budget devoted to keeping Aragorn looking as wet as possible at all times.
Re-Entering Society After a Year of Quarantine or After 26 Years Stuck in Jumanji?
You became very well-acquainted with someone known as the Tiger King.
Period Drama or “Period” Drama?
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Kentucky Derby Winner or Loving Nickname for My Vagina?
Foolish Pleasure? Super Fuzz? Cave O'Wonders? No matter which way you look at it, you picked a winner.
For Sale: Gently Used Dog Food
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!