Mistakes Were Made: One Intern’s Heartfelt Apology, Written Entirely in the Passive Voice
The clients’ voicemails were mistakenly deleted, as the functions of the different button thingies had been forgotten.
The clients’ voicemails were mistakenly deleted, as the functions of the different button thingies had been forgotten.
Think of all the times you said, "I wish I could provide for my family by working somewhere that played realistic thunderstorm sound effects every 17 minutes."
Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
Find Your Fast Track: Sometimes you reach your destination quicker because you simply run out of track.
Even when I call shotgun, I’m still belted into the driver’s seat because that’s how badly we’re micro-managed.
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!
Thanks to you, our novel species of intelligent beings may roam these brown leather lands and pray to the red flannel ass above.
May: The Memento effect begins to set in as the temperature starts to go up. You start to hear people say things like "Winter wasn’t even that bad."
Superman, now able to construct luxury buildings in a single bound, becomes the most powerful contributor to Metropolis’s rampant gentrification.
Here at Barb’s, we think big. We think brutal. We think volume-discounted wholesale gladiola bulbs.
During the ten-minute break between sessions, line up your children's stuffed animals in a giant single-file line leading directly to the bathroom.