Answers to Your Potato Safety Questions
Q. Can I safely bring an unpeeled potato into a sporting event? A. Security will likely be using metal & potato detectors. It will be confiscated.
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This Street Gang Is Committed to Transparency
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
FAQ for Babysitters of Potentially Demonic Children
Playing outdoors can also be fun, but make sure to avoid unsafe areas like large bodies of water or ancient burial grounds.
Welcome, Santa’s Workshop, to the Amazon Corporate Family
Does this mean Santa's Workshop will close? Santa's Workshop will live on as a digital storefront competing with hundreds of counterfeiters.
Due to Covid Concerns, WRST’s Rocktober Fest Has Been Moved to December
We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.
FAQ: What Is the New Normal?
Put simply, the new normal is the normal that is currently substituting what is actually normal by normal standards.
Questions I Asked Realtors During My Pandemic Apartment Hunt
Does this apartment have a laundry machine, and just out of curiosity, has anyone discovered a way to wash the mind?
The Unwritten Rules of Baseball
The phone is for calling the bullpen, not pranking the loser ump by telling him his wife is in labor.
FAQ: My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Russian Oligarch
He also borrowed my weed whacker. How do you get it back from an oligarch? Weed whacking is activity of peasant, not fitting of powerful oligarch .
Do You Have the Coronavirus or Are You Suffering the Pains of Courtly Love?
Q: I have no symptoms, but yesterday I had a sexy dream about my flatmate and now I feel... awkward? A: Fly! Fly! Thy death wound is upon thee!
Questions You, My Spouse, Are Likely to Have about My Brave Decision to Start a Podcast
"For real, what will it cost?" Well, it's not a cost per se, but there is will be a very small upfront investment… just to start.
FAQ for Newly Hired CEOs Still Learning to Be Assholes
Should I comment on my employees' ethnicity? We recommend a "don't ask don't tell" policy. Everyone should be white in your eyes.