Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
Look: I’m white. I’m a man. My home and backyard are filled with dangerous worker bees that produce honey for me. It’s not that unusual.
The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.
Can you see this? Yes, of course. What is it? A banana. No, I mean, like, what color is it? Yellow.
Q. Can I safely bring an unpeeled potato into a sporting event? A. Security will likely be using metal & potato detectors. It will be confiscated.
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
Playing outdoors can also be fun, but make sure to avoid unsafe areas like large bodies of water or ancient burial grounds.
Does this mean Santa's Workshop will close? Santa's Workshop will live on as a digital storefront competing with hundreds of counterfeiters.
We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.
Put simply, the new normal is the normal that is currently substituting what is actually normal by normal standards.
Does this apartment have a laundry machine, and just out of curiosity, has anyone discovered a way to wash the mind?
The phone is for calling the bullpen, not pranking the loser ump by telling him his wife is in labor.