Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
If you'd like to ask about a woman's plans for creating a miniature human being, you should first know everything about her situation. Here's what to ask.
There’s no one formula for love. That being said, we’re looking for naturally or surgically beautiful women in the IQ range of 70-89 with oblique abdominals.
You are now that much closer to achieving nirvana with the Kloud Kicker himself, vape creator and lead singer of Smash Mouth, Steve Harwell.
Why do you cry? Because your eyes are still constantly producing tears after that one guy you met as a freshman in college.
What little pop culture airtime us homeschoolers get doesn't exactly paint us with the best colors, so I understand why people have some preconceived notions.
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
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In light of recent romantic failures, I've decided that every guy I meet and think I might want to go on a date with will be required to go through a screening process.
Don't hate me because I was born awesome, beautiful, brilliant, and sexually proficient. I'm here to entertain the little people, like you.
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
Get ready for the Q&A that's bound to revolutionize the imaginary advice column industry! Two perspectives, one person - it's schizotherapy!