Exciting Bargains from Joe Biden’s Etsy Store
"Mystery Goodie Bags": Have you ever wondered what sorts of grand and magical items find themselves behind the cushions of the Oval Office couch?
Comedy Writing
Little-Known Presidential Facts
Grover Cleveland was not the first, nor last, president to wear a diaper while in office, but was the first to wear a diaper made of human flesh.
Approved Amish Party Games
Amish teens form a circle and, when called upon, can choose either Truth or Dairy, two equally adored pastimes.
2018 Spinoffs of The Bachelor
The Sasquatchelor: Losers from previous seasons of The Bachelor are stranded in the wilds of Oregon and tasked with finding love, as well as Bigfoot.
Quiz: Have You Met the Girl of Your Dreams on Tinder, or HPV’s Patient Zero?
Mere moments after meeting her, she begins choking violently. A quick Heimlich produces an unsettling amount of used condoms. YES / NO
How to Deal With Being Bullied at Camp
Being bullied at camp is much different than being bullied at school, at home, on the internet, or at a Game of Thrones cosplay convention.