At night you claw at my door to let you in, hoping in vain that you might find more affection from me. It's become too much really.
The fact is there's only room for one lazy prick in each lady's household. So, once you've made the decision that a man can ignore you in ways a cat just can't...
I’m Washing My Butt! I’m Washing My Balls! Dogs are Gay! Humans can stiff my Litterbox! Cat Scratch Feces! Give you Brain Damage! I Hate Fish! I Hate Birds!
Think about it, why not put your cat in the microwave? Last I heard (and contrary to what our "president" seems to think), this is still a free country. Just do it.
Following my male cat's attempt to have sex with his sister, I realized that the real problem is endemic to the culture of rape in which he, and all cats, live.
Your cat views you as its food whore and excretion technician during the day. At night, your cat sits in the dark like an egg-laying hen, fantasizing your end days.
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Cats are great. They're cute, they're cuddly, and they do funny things. But GoogleCat is everything your cat will never be.
There's nothing better in life than cuddling up in my living room with my two cats and my Cat Fancy magazines. So you can imagine how utterly devastated I was when I walked down to my mailbox this afternoon and pulled out Dog Fancy!!
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!