The 5 Cats You’ll Have to Euthanize Before You Find Mr. Right
The fact is there's only room for one lazy prick in each lady's household. So, once you've made the decision that a man can ignore you in ways a cat just can't...
Molly is owned by a five year old Lab/Husky mix named Monty who does all her writing for her so she has time to pursue her political ambitions, which include googling the definitions of the words "political" and "ambitions". "I can and have written things funnier than you ever will." -Molly's dog.
The fact is there's only room for one lazy prick in each lady's household. So, once you've made the decision that a man can ignore you in ways a cat just can't...
You've just met a cute guy and you're wondering: Is he a scary man with the potential to one day angry-murder you, or is he actually (gasp!) into you?