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Now sharks will watch humans eat and breed in real-time. I could easily watch a whole week of this in slickly packaged, one-hour chunks.

Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.

I learned a lot in my four years as Vice President of Relaxation in the Hygiene Department, I wanted to offer some reasons why I’m departing.

Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★

I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.

- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”

I don’t appreciate your judgment. You hurt me deeper than any wound my son has inflicted with his sharp claws.

If the deer flares its nostrils, it means that when you debut a new outfit, at least two people will notice and compliment you on it.

Does this calendar actually work, since your new year's resolution was "do not grow as a person?"

Picture a spider eating a child, but now it’s wearing a tasteful little beret. People will ask, “Wow is that spider French?”

Every time I tried to treat one, it would start freaking out and flapping its wings trying to fly away.

How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?