- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”
I don’t appreciate your judgment. You hurt me deeper than any wound my son has inflicted with his sharp claws.
If the deer flares its nostrils, it means that when you debut a new outfit, at least two people will notice and compliment you on it.
Does this calendar actually work, since your new year's resolution was "do not grow as a person?"
Picture a spider eating a child, but now it’s wearing a tasteful little beret. People will ask, “Wow is that spider French?”
Every time I tried to treat one, it would start freaking out and flapping its wings trying to fly away.
It’s So Hard to Break Out with an Independent Podcast That’s Just 45 Minutes of Dolphin Noises These Days
How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?
This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?
Firstly, you shouldn’t be put off by the fact this milk is from a rat. This is top-shelf stuff in the rodent milk world.
It had just recently opened the moment I turned the corner, as I have no object permanence.
It's not like I’m going to be walking in the park only to be attacked by a stealthy vending machine that pops out from behind a tree.
Kevin demands only the best from his employees. He constantly circles my desk to “check in,” especially when I’m on my period.