We Are Cicadas Who Have Been Underground Since the Obama Administration
Now, front legs clasped, we surge skyward to a world replete with the bounties of over a decade of equality and universal healthcare!
Now, front legs clasped, we surge skyward to a world replete with the bounties of over a decade of equality and universal healthcare!
You manage to get upright. The movement unsettles something inside of you. You groan, but do not recognize the sound.
Myth: Balloon animals hate humans for cursing them with life. Fact: Balloon animals only hate the specific human who inflated them.
We are especially pleased to announce that one of our program participants was named one of “30 Under 30 Feet of Water.” (Best of luck, Bubbles!)
Look, I know I’ve made mistakes in the past. The kicking. The jabbing. The grabbing. I was a real loose cannon there for a while.
Q: What’s keeping gators from the kids? A: Nothing! Your kids can get up close and personal with our alligators.
From the moment you looked into Doris's eyes, you knew that your father's assistant who majored in Comp Lit at Yale would find the right words to describe them.
I was born here and I’ll die here and so will 500 of my brothers and sisters. You moved to New York City to go to NYU and major in bisexuality.
I have a bug in my mug. I have electric eels in my high heels. I have a giraffe in my carafe.
Because at VERMO Liquid Ant Baits, we don’t sell insecticide. We sell experiences.
Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.
“I know you mean well, Dad,” my sister said. “But these days, it’s considered more polite to say ‘enormous insect’ rather than ‘monstrous vermin’.”