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I thought the mixed berry would pair well with the mix of emotions I had been feeling since my mom married her long-time boyfriend, Alfonso Matrioni.

I respect the State of California’s 100-yard rule, and I value precision, which is why I bought one hundred yardsticks at Home Depot.

It was not I who called her “a useless swath of dogshit,” it was, in fact, Chicago crime lord Tony Ligitano.

You know what I think? They didn't get it... Yes, they just didn't get it. They let a masterpiece slip away, right under their nose.

Look: I’m white. I’m a man. My home and backyard are filled with dangerous worker bees that produce honey for me. It’s not that unusual.

You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.

The guy who told me he’d help me move, then stole my iconic Mallrats pin and puka shell necklace so he could more easily pretend to be me.

Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.

Listen, you're already on thin ice with me. You and I both know this ain't the first time we've found ourselves here.

Let me know how I can be of use. Today’s Tip: You’re spending too much time on Twitter at the expense of your personal relationships!

She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?

Yes, I tried replacing the batteries. A fresh set seemed to do nothing except make his tone even angrier.