Christopher Shelley | Points in Case

Chris is a professional wedding celebrant and author. His short work has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy and The Haven. His book, Best. Ceremony. Ever., was published by W.W. Norton. Chris has created and performed funny weddings for hundreds of couples. He lives in New York with his smart wife.

Comedy Writing

Living My Best Life on My Terms, Per Your Restraining Order

I respect the State of California’s 100-yard rule, and I value precision, which is why I bought one hundred yardsticks at Home Depot.

by Christopher Shelley
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June 22, 2021

Guestbook Comments from People Who Died at This B&B

"The rooms were comfortable, the food was exquisite and my husband and I had a glorious time in the pool until they released those piranhas.”

by Christopher Shelley
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November 16, 2020

let's get those feet in bed and busy you know

Conditions That Must Be Perfect for My Girlfriend and I to Have Sex

Phone ringer volume must be all the way down, so no one is distracted by a late call from Justin H. Each of us must be into our third Moscow Mule.

by Christopher Shelley
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May 4, 2020