Let me know how I can be of use. Today’s Tip: You’re spending too much time on Twitter at the expense of your personal relationships!
She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?
Yes, I tried replacing the batteries. A fresh set seemed to do nothing except make his tone even angrier.
Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.
Think of it as a chat room, but all audio. So you’re literally chatting. With strangers! Some of them are experts. That's what I've heard, anyway.
Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.
Too bad you aren’t welcome there! Argentina’s government, unlike the U.S., actually listens to scientists, so it closed its borders.
Ever since our housekeeper-nanny-therapist, decided she needed to “protect her mother” during what are her “last days,” things have been a wreck.
I used to think that I was important, that I was original. But I am just an imitation. I’m the adornment, not the adorned.
I know it’s cold and you warm-blooded, furless, pansies are sensitive, but is it too much to ask for someone to say, “I’m SO excited for Winter!”
As an Aries, boundaries are non-existent to me. I love to share. (I shared private medical details about you with four strangers on a bus.)