Shut Up: How Talking Makes It Harder to Communicate and Causes Large Fires
The Pee-Pee Principle: How a Few Loose Drops Can Elect a Pope
Ten Little Lies: Those Fingers You Have? They're Not Yours
Dogs: They Were Puppies Once
Losers: The Real Winners, Who Lost
The Nanny Corollary: How Fran Drescher Brought Down the Berlin Wall
Suck It Up: Why Breathing Is Actually Bad for You
New Ideas, Good Conversation, and Hot Food: Anecdotes from Angola Penitentiary
Sometimes Good, Sometimes Bad: The Story of Some Things
Getting Punched in the Neck Hurts: A Decade-Long Study
Observations: You Do Them with Your Eyes
Freak Off a Leash: How to Manage Your Submissive and Win the World Series
Dickens and Dickenson: Some Worlds Are Almost the Same
The Toilet Paper Conundrum: I Wipe And Wipe and It’s Never Enough
Grass Grows on the Ground
Nun of the Above: How Sister Act 2 Brought Down Gaddafi
Butter & Kites & Woodpecker & Light Bulb: A List of Random Words and Also Some Light Race Science
The Soup Phenomenon: It’s Real Hot
Guess Who: How Board Games Assassinated Robert Kennedy
Germans Are Australian, and Other Facts About Our Big Crazy World
Locked and Loaded: Guns Hurt Your Face
Riding the Wave: How to Grow Intelligently and Not Kidnap the Lindbergh Baby
Sit Still and Act Solid: How to Be an Egg in the Year 2020
Furbees: The Hidden Currency of Bhutan
Easy-Peasy: How to Solve World Hunger by Forgetting About It
Chain of Events: I Ran Into a Fence and It Hurt
Birds and Planes: They’re Different
Gurble-Garf: A Bunch of Weird Not-Words and My Thoughts on Slavery
How to Solve the JonBenét Ramsey Case and Make Friends Doing It
How to Save the World in One Step Plus a Lot More That Are Not in This Book