Mental | Points in Case

Tag: Mental

Simon says stand on one foot, while also juggling four frying pans and reciting today’s history lesson on the Battle of Bunker Hill from memory.

If we should be in the elevator together I'll be looking at my phone the whole time, but that's just because I have so many friends to keep up with.

I enjoy exercising now, since I can levitate over the treadmill while watching Hulu on my phone. If my BF asks, I tell him it’s supernatural cardio.

Spend a luxurious evening in a gorgeous Four Seasons suite with an ex lover of your choosing. You passed right through denial and into anger.

Any path, regardless of magic type, has one result?---social isolation and perverse obsession with colorful vests.

Many couples incorporate costumes into their love lives, but pointing out an outfit’s inaccuracies provides true stimulation.

Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.

Minilla plods off, leaving Monster Island by himself. Godzilla chokes back his atomic ray as he remembers the first time he laid eyes on him.

Forcing a dork to do all your homework for you and then not even turning it in, slowly introducing the concept of nihilism into their worldview.

Smoke salvia out of sister's vacuum cleaner. Land a kickflip in the middle of the woods with nobody around, next to a fallen tree.