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Tag: Mental
Welcome to Trivia Night, Where You Will Be Punished for Living a Well-Rounded, Normal Life
Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.
This Is Your 3 AM Existential Dread Wake-up Call
Let’s see. What else can we dredge up from the darkest recesses of your mind to totally fuck up your night?
Personality 2.0 Update Now Available
We've also installed security protocols to prevent you from divulging sensitive personal issues at work parties.
I’m Done with Personal Growth
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
How to Stop with the Negative Self-Talk, You Dumb Annoying Idiot
The sooner you can recognize when you're talking down to yourself, the sooner you can stop already, Jesus.
The Inspiring Productivity Secrets of Morning People
Rise and grind, baby! And by that, I mean use an angle grinder to try and remove my court-mandated tracking bracelet.
In the Metaverse, You Can Do Anything! Except Stop Being Depressed
Changing what you look like on the outside won’t change how you feel on the inside, but it’s still a ton of fun to adjust your avatar’s clothes.
Useful Legal Guidance for the Innocent
Lethargy, or complanata torporem, meaning “flattened by torpor.” Use this defense when you’re desperately late out the door because it’s a cold.
Are You One of the 74% Of Americans Not Suffering from Anxiety or Depression?
Were you raised by parents who “loved you unconditionally,” regardless of your achievements and “accolades”?
How to Write About Your Anxiety Instead of Actually Dealing with It
Sure you have been up since 3 AM, counting the hours before you cry in the bathroom on your lunch break. That doesn’t mean you can’t tell others how to live.
SORRY I HAVE TO YELL OVER THE MUSIC IN THIS NIGHTCLUB BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SUCCUMBING TO ENNUI BRO
LISTEN BRO. JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME WHEN YOU’RE FEELING THIS WAY BRO.