Mental | Points in Case

Tag: Mental

First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.

What happened to your MySpace account. What your mother-in-law tells her book club about you. Why you argued with your parents last week.

If you buy a homemade ice cream maker or a cookie decorating kit, you are contributing to the child obesity epidemic sweeping America.

All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.

The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.

Some of you seem to be using this platform for what my psychologist, Dr. Winter, has identified as attention-seeking behavior.

You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.

You approach a crying person and ask what’s the matter. They say, “Nothing.” Seconds later that person is interacting jovially with a colleague.

Take a moment to become aware of the sounds around you. Tune out your next-door neighbors who won’t stop having elaborate sex.

30 minutes in, dad dug his guitar out of the closet and then openly wept when he realized he had forgotten the chords to even the simplest song.

Think something along the lines of “My oven is on!” or “I have a deadline to meet!” hold up your index finger in the air, and abruptly turn around.

10:00 AM Icebreaker: Hot Potato – Toss the Responsibility of a Stimulus Package Back and Forth Without Letting It Touch the Ground or Help Anyone