Imaginary Blurbs on the Cover of My 4th Grade Book Report
“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”
“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”
Sorry, say that again? Your boys were doing what? They were “hopping” on you?
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Even if the world was ending, I’d be pococurante, like I was in the third round of the Dayton County Regional Bee when my word was "pococurante."
Children: No! Ok, I do have one ward. Just the one! She's not my actual child, it’s just… It's complicated.
Some people might ask, how long after modernism is it? A few hours? A few days?
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – "Reader, I married him. It appears Hinge was the dating app intended to be destroyed."
I'm advancing science entire centuries without bumping into any serious questions of morality and ethics. How unbelievable is that?
Oh, how literary I look! Scribbling furiously in my leather-bound Moleskine notebook with a free hotel pen!
Our institution has always transformed negative experiences into learning opportunities; that’s kind of our whole deal.
It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.
I read this book a long time ago, and I've read it a couple of times since then, so I remember the plot very well. Wow, what a journey this was.