- Moment of silence but for a page. - Total accident and someone is definitely getting fired.
Does the book have THE new book smell? Does it have THAT old book smell?
“I know you mean well, Dad,” my sister said. “But these days, it’s considered more polite to say ‘enormous insect’ rather than ‘monstrous vermin’.”
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
It was the best of times. What it also was will shock you!
“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”
Sorry, say that again? Your boys were doing what? They were “hopping” on you?
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Even if the world was ending, I’d be pococurante, like I was in the third round of the Dayton County Regional Bee when my word was "pococurante."
Children: No! Ok, I do have one ward. Just the one! She's not my actual child, it’s just… It's complicated.
Some people might ask, how long after modernism is it? A few hours? A few days?
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – "Reader, I married him. It appears Hinge was the dating app intended to be destroyed."