I Can’t Wait to Watch That Movie Based on That Book I Didn’t Read in High School
Having never really engaged with the source material, I’m looking forward to seeing "The Odyssey" with fresh eyes.
Having never really engaged with the source material, I’m looking forward to seeing "The Odyssey" with fresh eyes.
I haven’t felt this confident since that first draft, which I dashed off when Bush the First was elected president.
I urgently need your help after my latest extravagant shindig has left my estate in shambles. Look here, old sports.
“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy."
Records indicate your lawn has not been maintained since 1194 BCE.
I am not famous, and my publisher is small, so I didn’t expect the likes of Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes to come calling.
I got sidetracked into reading a biography of the book’s author instead.
I cannot abide the vulgar shoptalk of striving strangers who demand to know, “Where do you find your inspiration?”
Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek
You are fairly confident you read one. Your eyes scanned the letters, making them into words, and scanned the words, making them into sentences.
Slagar the Cruel is considered a front runner for the 2028 Republican primary.
These are the party animals who travel cross-country to see every footnote in person.