@JayGatsby: If getting rich off #Bitcoin is bootlegging then lock me up, old sport.
It can be tempting to rely on labels, especially when those labels are in stylish sans serif capitals artfully nestled among the colorful blobs.
Reading the author's Wikipedia page may have sailed you through book club, but it will not sail you across the river of souls.
Because Ayn Rand’s Birthday and Groundhog Day Overlap, You Are Now Trapped in an Endless Loop of Capitalism
Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.
The bar gets lower every year, and you still haven't managed to clear it. But this one. This is the year. You can feel it.
Blonde Pinocchio was a blatantly transparent attempt for Geppetto to cash in on the notoriety of his most famous creation.
How many times have we seen the same old Frankenstein’s monster? So get excited, because THIS Monster stabs.
International Wizarding Day of No Technology, a new celebration where Harry Potter fans don't use modern technology while we get a handle on this PR nightmare.
4. Classic from the literary canon that you just happened to casually reread recently. Because, everyone knows, you were an English major.
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.
There is one sliver of happiness, and it can be discovered only in the pages of children’s books depicting the cross-sections of ships, old and new.
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess