Elon Musk’s latest infuriating tweet is presented by 43,000 retweets to preserve the integrity of his reputation as a rich doofus.
I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.
Consider humming a lullaby as you rock yourself, as your grandmother used to do before her untimely passing. Bah humbug on mortality, I say.
Don't be intimidated, I'm still just like you, only quite a bit better now. You see, I read an entire book during quarantine.
Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.
Wish your wedding day would never end? With Ron Johnson’s help, it almost won’t.
Watching Others Write Checks: The viewer can see whether the person writes the check and then tears it out, or tears it out first and then writes it.
Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) – Not just surviving, but THRIVING. Has gone from billionaire to trillionaire during all this.
I hear my quest for vengeance described as “single-minded,” and I can’t help but resent that.
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.
Brave ideas drowned in a sea of silence. That’s a direct quote from "Rat Sex in Outer Space" and it applies here.
The Old Man and the Sea: Old Men LOVE Fishing but Hate Shark Week in the Gulf Stream!