Pizza Jokes

Top 10 funny things about pizza:

  1. Along with beer, it makes what some call the “College Diet”: The Time-Honored College Apartment
  2. Even your girlfriend's unborn fetus likes the delicious taste: A Letter From Your Unborn Fetus
  3. Delivery boys freak out and plan their revenge on you for not tipping them $3: The Little Barbershop of Horrors
  4. No matter what day it is, there's always one student that has pizza for dinner: No, I Will Not Eat at Applebee's, Thank You
  5. Pizza restaurant employees always say something stupid: My Humble Opinion on Oil
  6. Even people in St. Louis make a mean pizza: Observations Like Cheap Child Care
  7. Girls won't reject it for dinner while on a date: I Think We Should Just Be Friends
  8. Tormenting delivery boys and other employees can be fun: The Lies We Tell Ourselves
  9. Helps a friend when they're in need…of something to eat: How to Write a Great Suicide Note
  10. It comes in a variety of colorful boxes: Health: The Nate Way