Links from Instagram Posts

May 16

I, Your Dead Wife, Want You to Remember This Romantic Moment While You’re Avenging Me

• by Robert Mason

May 15

It Is My Great Honor to Introduce Our Next Guest Speaker Who Will Then Be Introducing Tonight’s Keynote Speaker

• by Dan Gutenberg

May 14

The Aging Cell Phone in Your Junk Drawer Is Ready to Reunite

• by Sarah Lehman

May 13

Increasingly Obvious Titles for Young Adult Thrillers

• by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

May 13

18 Very Legitimate Reasons I Didn’t Get a Salad

• by Philip Kean

May 11

Texts Sent over Two Days from the Bellvue County History Club to Their Volunteer Writer

• by Margo Bartlett

May 10

The Wedding Countdown for the Couple You Vaguely Knew in College Starts Now

• by Vanessa Ogle

May 9

Last Night I Dreamt All People Joined Hands in Peace with My Old Gym Teacher

• by Henry Block

May 8

Parents, Unfortunately We Are Disbanding Our School’s Curling Team

• by Tyler Gooch

May 7

Please Enjoy Our Company Lunch of Not Pizza

• by Eddie Small

May 6

An Evening at an Exclusive Jazz Club or an Evening Being Interrogated by Guerillas?

• by Angus Duffin

May 6

Diagraming Your Perfectly Pleasant Post-Interview Email Back to Me

• by Bradley Meyers

May 4

In Our Defense, When We Started Naming the Layers of the Ocean, We Didn’t Know How Much There Was

• by Amanda Lehr

May 3

Effective Immediately, We Are Cancelling Our Mentor-Manatee Program

• by Ross Murray

May 2

Our Neighborhood Watch Is Just a Guy Holding a Plastic Bag Watching Women Parallel Park

• by Heidi Lux

May 1

Coping with Your Acquaintance’s Divorce

• by Mara Macduff

Apr 30

Dueling Tips from a Veteran Duelist

• by Matt Corluka

Apr 29

Even Cookie Monster Sick of Accepting All Cookies

• by Luke Roloff

Apr 27

The Near-Future Dystopia in Which Everything Is Taylor Swift

• by Neil Tollfree

Apr 26

Everyone Is Inherently Worthy of Love, Respect, and Belonging—Except for You

• by Nikhil Nayyar

Apr 25

The Trick-Question Section of the Student Aptitude for Withstanding Testing Anxiety Admission Test

• by Tyler Maxey

Apr 24

We Will Be Filming on Your Street Tomorrow for a Show That You and All Your Friends Will Really Hate!

• by Matt Payton

Apr 23

Help, It’s Your King! I’m Trapped and Will Surely Burn Alive Unless You Download This Mobile Game and Match Blocks by Similar Color and Shape!

• by Logan Corcoran

Apr 22

FAQ About ExxonMobil’s Plant-a-Tree Pledge

• by Madeline Goetz and Caroline Saunders

Apr 20

I Am Proof That Neuralink Works!

• by David Guzman

Apr 19

The Devil Is Known by Many Names—No, Seriously, Many Names

• by Lillie Franks

Apr 18

Hey Google, Play “Baby Shark” Again—and Again

• by Eddie Small

Apr 17

Eight Bowling Alley Animations That I Regret Making for PinBuddies Entertainment Between 2000 and 2010

• by Jesse Raub

Apr 16

Dear Applicant, My God What Have We Done?

• by Jordan De Padova

Apr 15

The Restaurant Website That Makes It Impossible to Find Its Menu

• by Henry Kueppers

Apr 13

8 Roles My Stepdad Can Play in My Life Now That My Mom Has Finalized Their Divorce

• by Jordan De Padova

Apr 12

Updating Romantic Comedy Tropes for Modern Times

• by Alice Lahoda