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So You Farted in His Bed
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
The truth may be hard to swallow, but your anxiety and depression are all in your head. Life is hard... thanks to the little blue pill.
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
Football players are perfect targets to be MOCK... YEAH... ING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH.
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
One hard look at MySpace's backwards design, wild layouts, and scatterbrained profiles and you might start to feel like the perverted uncle.
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.
Sluts can be rated on a number scale, but unlike hurricanes, you don't need a weatherman to tell which way she blows. (Hint: Up and down.)
Doug is a single parent who balances hangovers with sleepovers. He's someone you should look up to while passed out on the floor.
Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.