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The spring baseball season gets a little help from Steve Carell's comedy classic. Get your game on, and quit propping up Johnny Damon's wang.
Welcome to Male Finishing School: Soak up your semen slang, but watch out, this thick load of vocabulary can be quite a mouthful.
When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.
The world wide web of porn can be a sticky place. Watch your hands or you might get caught in a pop-up trap. Grandma, is that you?
I’m in love. Her name is Rachel. Rachel McAdams. She is the star of such films as The Notebook, Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers, and Red Eye.
If you really want to live, you have to Viva Las Vegas: free drinks, huge buffets, and loose slots. Slots, I said... CHEAP, LOOSE SLOTS.
Problem: not enough time for oral pleasure. Solution: combine task at hand with task in mouth. I can see your productivity rising already.
When it comes to hooking up, you have to play by the rules. Baby talk? Anal? If you're not careful, it's going to be your ass.
The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
Hollywood's latest love affair is slow, hyped-up, and of course, totally homosexual. Should you buy in to the blockbuster gayness?
Thinking of having sex with a woman? Not until you know how to approach her with manners befitting the asshole gentleman you are!
As society's lunatics steadily gain in numbers, it becomes imperative that we figure out what the hell causes this erratic behavior.