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How to design a bar that will piss Justin off: charge a $10 cover to watch infomercials on TV while big-breasted bartenders serve $5 Buds.
Just when you think the perfect non-relationship has fallen into your lap, you find yourself wanting your first non-relationship breakup.
Throw political correctness to the wind, because when disaster hits, Justin is here to drown out the sensitive and revive the humorous.
Is it really possible to get wasted on a budget, without compromising your image over cheap 40's and PBR's? Yes, it's called a wine tasting.
Finally ladies, a man who undoubtedly will leave the seat down—not just for you, but for himself. Some guys just can't pee standing up.
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
They didn't exactly know they were being tested, but upon oral examination, these five women made the grade with their non-textbook blowjobs.
Our official survey says 85% of readers would rather listen to a band of 4-year-olds playing cheese graters with forks than hear these songs.
Debauchery and exhaustion take a turn for the better when Nathan finds his way into a gospel Church. A heartwarming familyish story.
It's the South's race against futility, but unfortunately, these drivers are going nowhere fast. At least they're not pulling their mobile homes.
Ever wonder exactly where you stand (or lie) in a relationship? Here are the definitions of every major step from fuck buddy to boyfriend.
A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her often humorous experiences with Mr. Right Now.