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What's long, winding, confusing, and full of temptation? Oh yeah, you already read the title. Now follow this modified path to enlightenment.
A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
Your 21st birthday is momentous. After that, you'll be lucky if friends remember your birthday, more or less force alcohol down your throat.
From the world-renowned author of the proverbial book of love comes the highly-authoritative manual for stimulation. Aka, The J Spot.
Nothing says "technology is a bitch" like all the broken features on your computer. Wireless connection? More like endless rejection.
The story of Justin's Friday final comes alive with the unlikely sounds of puking, shitting, unpreparedness, and amazing clarity. Believe it.
I don't understand these people who claim to not be able to use a dishwasher. There is nothing to KNOW, unless you have trouble pouring detergent or pressing "start" buttons.
Ahh, Spring Break in Vegas. Perfect time to start documenting all your activities (sins) in a daily journal.
Bedding, thread counts, pillows, duvets.... Guys seriously, what is the meaning of all this nonsense anyway? Oh yeah, to get laid.
What do Canadians do when hockey season is officially cancelled? They turn to poker nights! (Texas hold 'em, not the sexual kind.)
Is phone sex a good idea for you and your significant other? Actually, there's a reason you have to pay for that stuff.
Got a few screws missing "up there"? Don't worry, you're not shit outta luck until you let us try "tightening you up."