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The Hard Way
A curious introspective into the soul of college, woven with a love of comedy and absurdity that will leave you in stitches.
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You Drive Me Crazy
Road rage? Late to work? Sexually frustrated? Blame it on the bad drivers of America, including women, old people, and minivan-drivers.
Yeah, I’ve Been Drinking
Dear Reader, please excuse this column from any incoherence... and from PE. It has been feeling clumsy, awkward, and unathletic.
Porn: The Billion Dollar Business
Simonne goes where every man has gone before, exposing the truth behind every touchy, pornographic indulgence of your college life.
Top 15 Movies to Hook Up By
It's the only traditional form of dating left in college: inviting someone over to hookup halfway through a movie. Here's the rental list.
Olympic Sports That Ought to Exist But Don’t
Synchronized swimming and shotput? Please, spare us. Positive drug test relay and terrorism bingo? That's more like it.
He Was Rick James, Bitch
A special tribute to a pop icon of two eras: the Superfreak 80's and the Dave Chappelle 00's. We'll miss you Rick, but your quotes live on.
Quintuplets: The Worst TV Show Ever…EVER!
FOX Network, you've done it again. Just when we thought programming was at its worst, you've hit us with a new disgrace: Quintuplets.
Blame Canada
Thirteen reasons why our northern neighbors are all but useless. Now if only Celine Dion would hit a low note and stay there.
Death By Downloads
How long can your computer continue to make sacrifices for your insatiable downloading pleasure before deciding to crash?
The Ten Worst Movies of All Time
There are a lot of bad movies out there, but these ten are getting a fresh lambasting for good reason. Dishonorable mentions included.
Kiss and Tell
At a small school, it's all about sharing the love. Then sharing stories about the love you shared. Okay fine, it's just a good 'ol fashioned sex column.