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To Kill and Not to Be Killed
Considerate hunter needs help remembering in-season killing dates.
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Blinded By the Light
Court (the deer) forgets to print out MapWoods directions, crosses paths with moving vehicles at night.
The Rollercoaster of Drama
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.
Ask Nicole: Sex and Dating Advice
General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Dropped your chili dog? Unless you're perfectly content, chances are you need to ask Nicole something!
The News: JAY KAY!
A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues.
College Relationships, Multiple Choice, and Senior Status
Have you ever realized how much GPAs have in common with golf scores? You’ll always remember the only two semesters you were on par.
Dorm Showers, Robotic Professors, and Drunken Caretaking
Dorm showering is strange. Never again will you have to shower wearing sandals while talking to six friends doing the same thing a half-wall away.
Bombed Tests, Fake Semi-Friends and Campus Hotties
Have you ever bombed a test so badly that you're actually done taking it before the rest of the class? I never know what to do so I wait for three people to turn in ahead of me.
Wounded Soldiers, Alleged Philanthropy, and The Look
Every morning after a party, I wander around the room hungover, clearing away just enough trash to live above the poverty line for the rest of the weekend.
Delinquent Interns, Drunken Reminder Tags, and Hooking Up
I had another internship this summer and boy what a thrill! Nothing beats waiting for a career breakthrough by talking on instant messenger all day.
Text-Heavy
Intriguing college observations and witticisms from the refined, yet curiously comedic voice of a Canadian university student.
Ride Scavengers, Airplane Drunks, and Moving Out
Nothing will stop me from getting in my car every morning and attempting to drive closer to class, even though I know our campus is designed to be a "walking campus."