Every morning after a party, I wander around the room hungover, clearing away just enough trash to live above the poverty line for the rest of the weekend.
I had another internship this summer and boy what a thrill! Nothing beats waiting for a career breakthrough by talking on instant messenger all day.
Intriguing college observations and witticisms from the refined, yet curiously comedic voice of a Canadian university student.
Nothing will stop me from getting in my car every morning and attempting to drive closer to class, even though I know our campus is designed to be a "walking campus."
Have you ever met someone from class and become pretty good "campus friends" only to find out like 3 months later that neither of you knows the other person’s name?
Did you know that if you actually READ the error message on a copier, you can usually fix the problem in about 30 seconds?
Most of my co-workers complain during the day about being tired of doing so much work. As an intern, the only thing I got tired of was appearing to be busy.
Remember freshman year when you had no idea WHAT you would need when you got to college? Now I'm a junior and know exactly what I need, but I'm too lazy to pack it all.
Most people end up getting sick at some point from being "too stressed out" during finals. I'm going to vomit on the next person who thinks I should pity them for this.
When someone tells you their spring break was "pretty relaxing," this translates to "I went home and I was fucking bored out of my mind."
Have you ever noticed how everyone gets sick when they come back for second semester? This has everything to do with the disruption of the alcoholic equilibrium.
Do you have friends who use someone’s old driver’s license as a fake ID? My friends are like, "Check it out, it looks just like me!" and I'm like, "That looks nothing like you."