Madonna makes a spiritual quest to Israel for the Jewish New Year in hopes of once again feeling what it's like to be a virgin.
How is it possible that America's biggest junk food perpetrator has dug themselves into a cream-filled hole? Answer: too many snack breaks.
Protestants aim to stop companies from working with Israel and no amount of talks or blowjobs will help. Circumcision is still cool though.
A few melting glaciers and rising oceans later, Europe decides it's time to crack down on global warming. But first, let's burn one down.
Norwegian bandits steal one of the world's most valuable paintings from a museum in broad daylight. Bystanders were calmer than the painting.
It seems Americans CAN agree on one thing: the 'ideal' nose. If plastic surgery keeps up this pace, the economy will be booming in no time.
The East Coast's latest natural disaster has adopted the American way and decided to pressure the government in exchange for cooperation.
Those bastard freedom-haters are always up to something. This time it looks like the American troops will just have to rely on fans.
Animal rights groups are up in arms over the latest chicken abuse. Though they do plan to release the video on the Internet soon.
America's loudmouths put down their differences for a moment to share some passionate face time on The O'Reilly Factor (aka The Gay Test).
Apparently the leopards in the world's fifth-largest city didn't get the memo that humans are not on the 'Animals It's OK to Murder' list.
Undeniably the most controversial and hysterical article you will read for a long time. That is, until a mockery can be made of Dubya's death.