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You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
George Bush might not care about black people, but do black people themselves even care about our nation's issues? Heck maybe!
Would it kill you to say 'thank you' after asking for the time while setting the clock on your bomb? Learn some manners.
Virginity is a plague sweeping America's youth, but a 24-hour cure exists for the desperately ill. Take it from the master himself, ladies.
Liberals and conservatives, it's time to chill out and find the middle of the road. We'll pray that a newspaper truck hits you with its issues.
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
men, women, life, work, female, orgasm, manipulate, dinner, money, children, mother, bond, father, cry, naked, sex, period, frail, rape, period
Gentle hands, hot massage oil, and health insurance. So enticing, you'll want to test the boundaries of this awkward professional relationship.
An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals.
If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.
Even women think women are crazy. That's why they would all prefer to have boys, who can't get knocked up at 16 like they did.
Immigration is a divided subject, and generalizing an entire race is a border you don't want to cross. Or could one man change your mind?