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Certain music wasn't meant to be popular, but somebody forgot to send out that telegraph. See you at Gettysburg for round two.
Lady Justice may be blind, but she can still smell a scandal. Government heavyweights are tipping the scales against the little guys.
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
You might not like wince-worthy situations like these, but they are necessary to everyday life. Remember, the safest sex is awkward sex.
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
The truth may be hard to swallow, but your anxiety and depression are all in your head. Life is hard... thanks to the little blue pill.
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
Football players are perfect targets to be MOCK... YEAH... ING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH.
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
One hard look at MySpace's backwards design, wild layouts, and scatterbrained profiles and you might start to feel like the perverted uncle.
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.