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An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober.
To fart, or not to fart? That is the question that has plagued women in the presence of their men for ages. We say: let her rip.
PIC's rabid dog of justice puts the finishing touches on Tucker Max's
Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?
Don't worry Manford, I've learned my lesson about talking behind your back. I won't tell anyone that you have a limp dick.
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
A competitive analysis of the 8 types of Halloween costumes, along with who should wear them and how to pull them off (before bed).
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Certain music wasn't meant to be popular, but somebody forgot to send out that telegraph. See you at Gettysburg for round two.
Lady Justice may be blind, but she can still smell a scandal. Government heavyweights are tipping the scales against the little guys.
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.