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Against Your Will
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
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YouTube: Japanese Game Shows
The sheer lunacy of Japanese game show contestants is enough to put anime drama to shame. Right or wrong, the answer is comedy.
How I Met My Wife
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
YouTube: Pirates
Arrrgh... who's tired of hearing pirate jokes? Apparently not enough people on YouTube. When it comes to trouble on the high seas, we're hooked.
How to Tell If Your Girlfriend is Lying
If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
The YouTube Critic
A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
What Your Drink Says About You
Next time you hear the words, 'What can I get you to drink?' you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into besides 'drunk.'
I Love New York
Reality TV reared its ugliest head of all with Flavor of Love. And just before you could wash the taste out of your mouth, New York is back.
Rock ‘n’ Roll Won’t Never Die
Rock isn't dead, it's merely awaiting rebirth like the phoenix. Then it will scorch a blazing path of destruction across the poser music scene.
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
New Year’s Revolutions
Even if you are a hero bachelor, not everything revolves around you. Save yourself the trouble and put the suit away every now and then.
Season’s Greetings from the DeGraaf Apartment
It's been a busy year at the DeGraaf apartment, both sexually and otherwise. He hopes you too can be fulfilled, sexually and otherwise.