Columns

The Dark Side of Christmas

Once you reach a certain age, you find out the true meaning of Christmas... and how it's not all about you. Damn.

A turbulent mix of ups and downs ends in unrecovered data of the night's events. No matter how you look at it, it's a bad trip.

The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands.

An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober.

To fart, or not to fart? That is the question that has plagued women in the presence of their men for ages. We say: let her rip.

PIC's rabid dog of justice puts the finishing touches on Tucker Max's

Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?

Don't worry Manford, I've learned my lesson about talking behind your back. I won't tell anyone that you have a limp dick.

Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.

An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.

A competitive analysis of the 8 types of Halloween costumes, along with who should wear them and how to pull them off (before bed).

No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.