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The sheer lunacy of Japanese game show contestants is enough to put anime drama to shame. Right or wrong, the answer is comedy.
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
Next time you hear the words, 'What can I get you to drink?' you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into besides 'drunk.'
Reality TV reared its ugliest head of all with Flavor of Love. And just before you could wash the taste out of your mouth, New York is back.
Rock isn't dead, it's merely awaiting rebirth like the phoenix. Then it will scorch a blazing path of destruction across the poser music scene.
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Even if you are a hero bachelor, not everything revolves around you. Save yourself the trouble and put the suit away every now and then.
Once you reach a certain age, you find out the true meaning of Christmas... and how it's not all about you. Damn.
A turbulent mix of ups and downs ends in unrecovered data of the night's events. No matter how you look at it, it's a bad trip.
The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands.