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Designers have de-sexualized the female form for the last time with this atrocious, awful and un-American style: high waist jeans for girls.
Things get heated when an unexpected third wheel shows up during the highly anticipated date with Rita.
A gas station employee takes his frustration to the local bar, where words turn to fists. But a cute brunette could be his saving grace.
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
From Halo 3 to Super Mario Galaxy, these were the best video game releases of 2007, including the award for Best Game of the Year.
Dave's 2-day diary of a beer-soaked stay in Munich, Germany for the world's largest fair, where it's proven all beers are not created equal.
The ability to queef on command isn’t something you’re born with. It’s a skill, mastered only through years of dedication and vaginal exercise.
Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Off-tilt observations of the unnoticed perks of college life, because sometimes a normal, hedonistic experience just isn't enough.
Your horsemeat curtains are steaming in the summer heat, right ladies? Get ready to freshen up the heavy duty way (supplies not included).