Humor Columns

The Fire Within Me, Chapter 5 of 5

Katie Keeney was flying high, until Marine unleashed his wrath upon her stupid kite once and for all.

The gift and the curse of being given the rare ability to unleash the most foul and disgusting farts, on command.

Bob Costas hosts a sports blogging debate featuring sports blogger Will Leitch and psycho Pulitzer prize winner Buzz Bissinger.

Office jobs reward you with steady paychecks, business cards, and paper clips. Bartending rewards you with whiskey shots.

Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.

An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.

The school candy selling fundraiser reveals a vindictive side to Katie Keeney, Marine's elementary school nemesis.

To all those kids who bowed out of life too soon, here's helping you give the world the big fuck you it deserves.

While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.

Hmm, a job where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it's in the job description? Sounds like I'm over-qualified, but I'll take it!

How to tell if a girl is not as insane as just about every girl you meet. Plus, the craziness level versus how good the sex is.

Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.