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The man behind the dashingly handsome yet chronically bitter face of the YouTube Critic reveals himself and his ghost writing methods.
Navigating the rednecks, teenie bopppers, and obese people at an amusement park is like a crazy ride in itself. Here's how to cope.
Any seasoned stoner will tell you they've seen some strange shit. Very few of those stoners can put those things into a coherent article.
Sigourney Weaver may not have been the best pick to narrate animal play-by-plays, but she's a lot better than Michael Vick or Carrot Top.
If you thought the Mini-Feed was bad news, wait 'til you learn how useless a Facebook application can get. Smells like MySpace in here.
It's obvious you've succeeded at staving off death (thus far), but could you speed things up (the treadmill) and dress the part (athletic gear)?
Will you step up to the plate in the name of excessive quantities of milk, NyQuil, THC, Taco Bell and 40s? I sure hope so...pussy.
Going to the gym and eating healthy may sound nice in theory, but years of probability show that drinking more is 8 billion times more likely.
Unranked Stanford hands USC their first football defeat at home since, well, the last one they handed them in 2001. It's the Cardinal Curse.
Spend a running diary day with Alex, from intramural afternoon Beirut competition to bartending shot contests. Then pass out on his futon.
The right lane is for driving, and the left lane is for passing. Don't believe for a moment that Californians won't go road rage on violators.
Between the Iraq War, the economy, and gas prices, America is all screwed up. Once again, DeGraaf to the rescue.