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A little style, grace, and willingness to slut it up go a long way toward getting in the doors of a club. Especially if its for The Hills season finale party.
Guys take note: your room is a secret window into the life your girlfriend doesn't want to know you've led. Learn to protect yourself.
Cross the Atlantic, sleep with a random person, and then walk out the next morning into the REAL unknown. Same story, different challenges.
Late night drunk decision making isn't always rational. Here's a few tips to prepare for the awkward morning wake-up in someone else's bed.
Every relationship has its boundaries, but where do you draw the line? Answer: In big letters on his forehead if he cheats on you.
Summer vacation affords a lot of opportunities for crazy party activities...but it doesn't pay for them. Here's a few low-budget ideas.
There could be many reasons why you're not getting any. You better find out before she slams the window of opportunity on your penis.
It's fucking hard to turn down sex, but sometimes it's better to wait...tables to pay the child support to your ex who you knocked up.
Both relationships and being single have ups and downs. Wake up your sex life, and hope you can live with yourself in the morning.
There are only two types of girlfriends: cool ones and dumped ones. Guess which one gets to Dutch Oven the guy and laugh about it...
Did you meet your significant other out of loneliness freshman year? Do you think it takes two halves to make a whole? Uh-oh, you're in for it.
Chill out guys, when a girl is really into you, she'll let you know. Until then, give your incessant stalking and annoying neediness a break.