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New research shows that even trace amounts of smoke can lower kids' math and reading scores. Parents: only buy your kids NEW clothes.
Indonesia may need a lot of help from other countries, but they also want everyone at an open arm's length. Just enough to serve food.
Alternative punishment strikes Jennifer Langston where it hurts: right in the heart. Requests for retouching were denied.
A group of foreign boys were caught masturbating in public to a sexily-dressed woman. Police blamed the victim for her outfit of course.
Even though moving back in with the parents comes with a free roof, the cost of motherly nagging could be enough to send you packing.
Revenge is a dish best served cold…or sweet. Maybe a little cream filling will teach a boyfriend never to cream in another mistress again.
The only thing worse than working at a winery in a castle, is listening to every inane, unfunny visitor comment about a winery in a castle.
The secret to any good deep throat relationship is to keep a clean roof over your mouth. Sometimes this requires opening up your throat.
Listen to the sad tale of Selma, lest you are a woman who thinks material success can make up for your lack of looks/hygiene.
Being one of Hef's girlfriends isn't as challenging as you would think. You trade in true love and bearable sex for money and more money.
Seven days without MySpace may not seem like a lot... if you're married with children... and grandchildren. Otherwise brace yourself - you're addicted to MySpace.
As a devoted wingwoman, Allison's friend Sarah endures the painful experience of putting up with a drunk, smelly Irishman all night.