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Monkeys have taken over India and the only thing that can stop them is their own diet.
And you thought blaring, top 40 ringtones were annoying. Try having your phone explode in your ear and then say 'I told you so.'
In a baffling attempt to go platinum as a rapper, Ron Artest got too tired to play basketball for a few games. Silly bling dreams.
Hey, flipping burgers is REAL. But who knew Webster was such a hardass?
Dylan's Nobel Peace Prize nomination in literature has sparked some debate, as well as a few bong hits over 'Mr. Tambourine Man.'
The results are in, and the children of America have voiced their opinions through Nickelodeon. John Kerry for Babysitter 2004!
Soldiers returning from Iraq find that partying is shallow and trivial when you compare it to the threat of death. Their loss.
Fourth-grade science projects and armed wheelbarrows force our nation's top 'something-or-other-important-dude' to get the hell out.
How far will people go to promote public nudity? The length of Britain apparently...if it weren't for you darned police!
The City Museum in Washington got themselves into a hairy situation by hanging a nude cartoonish painting of President Bush.
Drug trafficking? Are you kidding, modern Mexican gangs have more important things to worry about...like sea turtle eggs.
The government has a new reason for you to quit smoking: some companies may fire smokers. And unemployment is just as unsexy.