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Jackson's lawyers have decided to let Michael tell his own story to the jury the best way he knows: using ambiguous fragments of his songs.
Krispy Kreme plans to close it's trial bakeries in Wal-Mart stores for fear Southerners might look even fatter in discount wife beaters.
As if American influence wasn't already overwhelming, now Elmo is supposedly carrying the will of the White House to the Middle East.
Mel Gibson wants to strike up some controversy huh? Maybe he should try making a movie that's not so believably anti-Semitic!
One Doberman owner is all worked up over the possibility that her top bitch was drugged pre-show. So of course, she started bitching.
There's a good reason why 40's come in larger bottles: the people who drink them need a lot more beer to make their problems disappear.
As online dating picks up, along with it come the usual problems, only in different forms. Other problems include avoiding physical contact.
Actor Tom Sizemore won't be getting off his drug charges anytime soon using a fake penis. In fact, he won't get off period using one.
They could care less if you 'shake it like a Polaroid picture.' Just make sure you send copies of your wildest orgy photos.
New studies show that cell phones pose a significant threat to the traditional driving impairment stereotypes like Asians and old people.
If toy supplies in Japan are anything like U.S. retirement security, there will probably be enough dolls to satisfy 15 lonely Japanese retirees.
Move over Betsy Ross, the new generation of college knitters is in full swing. And they've created a style all their own...by hand.