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New York installed a parking space too close to a fire hydrant and everyone including the fire chief got ticketed.
While hardcore Star Wars fans lineup outside for weeks just to get a good seat at Episode III, semi-fans seem content with the back row.
Convicted DUI offenders need not worry about repeat offenses. New in-car breathalyzers shut off the ignition and pour you another shot.
What happens when you air a show that hints at a little too much info? You pull it and sell the uncensored version on DVD, duh.
Thanks to modern technology, people can now see what King Tut really looked like: a metrosexual. Go on, pop that pink collar, pharaoh.
Three men (and a few good-for-nothing hoes) discover $75,000 buried in their backyard. Turns out soil deposits aren't that safe after all.
Gladiator of compassion, Russell Crowe, comes to the aid of a torched Jewish elementary school. Says Mel Gibson is 'going down baby.'
AIM's newest release will have some extra features, but some people are worried about 'spyware.' Are these people just being intrusive?
The only wolphin in captivity has just given birth to a new baby. One can only imagine the adolescent identity crisis this calf will endure.
Environmental damage to the planet we reluctantly call home is getting worse. And not just because of your nasty Taco Bell dumps.
Guess who John Kerry's wife is? Teresa Heinz Kerry. That's right, if Kerry wins, ketchup will become a food group.
Although I've enjoyed every nasty, lying word to ever come out of her mouth, Lil' Kim is now in trouble with da law.