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Apparently LeBron James is too intimidating to make his visual presence felt across China. No worries, they'll keep making his shoes anyway.
One man goes entirely out of control after getting fed up with spammers bashing his 'already-enhanced' penis.
People across America are ordering pizza using the alias 'Paris Hilton.' But only one man delivered to the real Paris: 'It's fucking Fred.'
A new parachute system for a PLANE? What a great gag gift for the fearful, newbie pilot in your family!
Unpatriotic American actors leave the Washington Crossing re-enactment high and dry, choosing to sip hot cocoa by the fireplace.
The tsunami disaster is making waves all over the world. But who knew the AP could be responsible for spreading it's impact?
A runaway deer is caught on videotape?! This special report features commentary from our very own Court (the deer) from 'Deer Court'!
Just when it seemed the Netherlands had almost run out of things to legalize, someone remembered it might be handy to kill babies too.
Forget everything you've ever heard about the pitfalls of HIV and embrace the millions of dollars poured into satisfying the infected!
Ozone Entertainment Weekly ranks 2004 as the fourth-hottest ever. DJ's everywhere must be going crazy, really!
College students around the country will flock home for their Mom's farm-raised turkey, but some freshmen will be a little happier than others.
Bush is back in the White House and the Middle East is ready for a re-match! Okay, let's see the flop!