What can one do when legitimately tasked with explaining an abstract concept to a woman of demonstrably inferior intelligence?
Few people throw serious money into movie re-enactment. Yet most of the props can be found around the house, and the set is usually the neighborhood playground.
For most people, Alcoholics Anonymous might be a second chance, a new lease on life. For me, it was a place for people to make fun of my most vulnerable physical attributes.
Thanksgiving may have gone well, but buffets have declined ever since. And today, they're basically the worst thing ever. Here's why.
Men (and some extraordinary women) may choose how to shape and design the hair that grows out of their human faces. And this decision is like a little window into the soul.
Aside from the presents, and (if you're lucky enough to be Mexican) piñatas, the main benefit of having a birthday is the right to act like an entitled asshole.
America’s bipartisan political system might be driving a wedge into the national identity, so you need to know what to put on your iPod on Election Day.
Having assembled a ghost-hunting kit MacGyver would cheerfully endorse, I staked out a position for a long night of observation, and hopefully, ghost-punching.
Hating other races is not OK, but finding amusement in their quirks is at least defensible. I know a bit about languages and I have an axe to grind with a lot of them.
All nations, with the possible exception of Switzerland, can lay claim to some retardedly dangerous activity. Here's a look at 4 of the most ridiculous ones.
Selling things is difficult, and it eats away at your soul like John Madden with a bag of Doritos. But, if you can stand it, sales pays handsomely.
The day will come when you, too, will have to take the mega-seafood hit to the wallet in order to have sex with your girlfriend: THE LOBSTER.