It's that time of the week again when I ask questions you answer them.
What's the best cheap beer ever? How about your top three?
Why does eating asparagus make your pee smell really bad?
What's better shampoo or conditioner?
POW! Done.
More Humor
“KC, Your Father Wants to Have a Talk With You”
“Your father wants to drive you to the airport and have a talk with you,” my mom said. Even at the ripe young age of 32, these words scared the crap out of me.
Why I Still Rent DVDs at the Store
My friends wonder what the hell I'm doing with my free time seeing crap like Panic Room and Eagle Eye, but at least I don't get high and turn on my cable.
Invincibility Must Run in My Family
"I must get my thwarting-death genes from you then, huh Dad?" I said. "Nope. You get that from your mother," he replied.
Why I Don’t Hike with My Dad
"Did I forget to mention that your uncles and I are immune to poison ivy? Doesn’t do shit to us. So maybe you’ve got a 50/50 chance of catching that gene, son."
The One Thing You Can’t Do on the Family Computer
When I realized the "ZXCY" keys on my laptop wouldn't work, along with Control, Function, that Windows thing, or Alt, I called my buddy WAM for a quick fix.
I’d Probably Be a Terrible Firefighter
All the coolness of the firehouse made me start questioning my choice of profession as a boring-ass teacher.
The Famous Korean Zipper Tie Makes an Appearance
Originally, I bought the zipper tie as a joke, but since nobody in my family wears ties except for me, I thought I may as well give this one a shot.
Nobody Cares About Your Favorite Pen
I made the move from PaperMate to Bic when I worked in an office and could steal better pens. Then I got laid off.
Farewell, Crappy Boxers
I dont just use my old boxers to nestle up with my nether regions. They serve many other purposes, like alternative Q-Tips and kitchen rags.