Gary M. Almeter is an attorney who lives in a quaint and cozy neighborhood in Baltimore, MD with his wife, three children and beagle. His short stories, essays and humor pieces have appeared in McSweeney’s, Writer’s Bone, the Good Men Project, 1966, and Splitsider. He is the recipient of the Maryland Writer’s Association’s 2015 Creative Nonfiction Award. His first book "The Emperor of Ice-Cream" is available now.Andrew Knott is a writer from Orlando, Fla., and father of three. He has contributed writing to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Washington Post, Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt, and Slackjaw, among others.

    Author: Gary M. Almeter and Andrew Knott

    Dead musician on stage

    Dead Rock Star Bingo

    "I can’t even remember a time in my life when I did not love [dead rock star]." / "Shocked and saddened..."

    • September 27, 2019
    look out pals, big truck coming through. a nice one too, look at that

    My Truck Hauls Ass

    I am the only one in my sphere of influence who has a truck that hauls ass. As such, my friends frequently call me to haul some ass for them.

    • May 6, 2019
    ben affleck's tattoo is so incredible

    I Am Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo

    I need to be moistened. I must stay moist. Look at me upside down and I become the illustrated narrative of Ben’s epic friendship with Matt Damon

    • April 13, 2019
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