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Hooking up with hot women is not that hard. First, live next to them, then wait around for a stroke of luck...or the roofies to kick in.
So you're not quite sure how you stack up against regular ugly people? Then take to the streets and ask everyone from your ex to your priest.
Forget what you may have heard... in the middle of the night while trying to sleep. Our fraternity is an up(keg)standing member of the community.
Easily one of the most intense uses of the F word, hate fucking is actually a delicate form of heated sex based on proper skill and timing.
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: 'HIT GRAVBONG' may be your downfall.
Grades and attendance can't compete with the newfound freedoms of freshman year. Don't worry, we all understand.
Skip the generic "Things I Learned in College" lists. Here's the wisdom every freshman needs to reduce costly mistakes by at least 50%.
You're a sports fan and you need attention in the form of television coverage. But seriously, you look like an idiot in the stands.
20 hard and fast rules every man must live by in order to retain every ounce of his masculinity. Bros before hoes is only the tip of the iceberg.
Let me apologize to the rest of the country. If what I experienced is any indication of the way voting is working in this state, then well, we've screwed you again. It's not our fault though.
When it comes to getting a seat on the plane, the airline industry likes to play a little game called musical chairs. Losers get a terminal illness.
Sooner or later you'll be moving out and living on your own. Not the dorms, not your parent's house...ON YOUR OWN. Scary thought?