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For at least 5 minutes, my brain had been engaged in internal discourse with my bladder on the appropriate location to take a leak while dancing in the club. This would not be the first challenge of the night.
If you love people watching, mocking, and racial profiling: attend a college graduation. You’ll get a day full of laughs and, more importantly, a lifetime of punchlines.
An unedited article submission tackling another illegal profession: robbery. Don't read too closely, for you'll likely need a lot more instruction before making this a career.
With all this bra-swinging girl power we've got going on, why does it seem nearly impossible to walk onto a car lot without some slimy salesman trying to sell you purely on cushy seats and shiny colors? Here's how to buy a car, ladies.
The brain is supposed to function as a single unit, but when it comes to picking whether you want to look like an idiot or not during class, your limbic system says, 'NO! Fuck you! You're going to sleep goddamn it!'
Attention all people who have been on or are going to be on the reality TV show Survivor: pay close attention to this article because it may just win you a million dollars someday. Or at the very least, stop you from looking like a total idiot on national
Intermixed with the greatness of my four years at college were some of the most awful experiences ever. What I am about to tell you tops the list. And all I did was go to the movies.
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
On the west side of 201st street in Hollywood, Florida sits the underground Hell’s Angels watering hole 'Rough Around the Edges.' Flyers that advertise the place promise 'Girls, Bikes, Beer, Pool' and yet, it delivers so much more.
<p>Oh yeah, I beat off during <em>Jon and Kate Plus 8</em>. Who hasn't?! I searched the channels while the videos downloaded, and stopped on TLC when I saw the show. My girlfriend watches it, so no homo.</p>
Usually, people working morning shifts at Mickey D’s are docile and most customers are there for breakfast. They will avoid confrontation as soon as they smell the alcohol on your breath. Corky is no exception.
When you get accepted into college, all you're thinking about is how many parties you're going to go to and how many copies of Spark Notes you're going to have to buy, not whether your friend Steven is going to ROTC camp to climb rock walls.