Tequila Ambassador Ruins Another Sofa
For at least 5 minutes, my brain had been engaged in internal discourse with my bladder on the appropriate location to take a leak while dancing in the club. This would not be the first challenge of the night.
Comedy Writing
The Fatboy Chronicles, Part One: McDonald’s Breakfast
Usually, people working morning shifts at Mickey D’s are docile and most customers are there for breakfast. They will avoid confrontation as soon as they smell the alcohol on your breath. Corky is no exception.
The Encyclopedia of Hickdom
This is a forum for human/hick understanding. Please refrain from using words or expressions that might offend our hick counterparts, such as evolution, atheism, liberal, pre-marital sex, etc
A Good Disease Sets the Record Straight
You are a physiological pacifist and believe in a body where booze and antibiotics can coexist. Alas, modern medicine disagrees, so you decide to stop drinking temporarily. A part of you died on that day.