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How you doing big guy, it's me, Future Bill. Or should I say it's 'us,' Bill. I'm writing you this letter from a spaceship house! Just kidding, the future is terrible.
I know you are miserable in this job, and I know you get what you pay for, but if I shell out $13, I expect a halfway decent haircut.
Handling FCS sufferers (also known as Big Bitch Syndrome) requires one of two things: great patience or a chubby-chasing friend.
'Clinger' is a term for a girl who simply refuses to give a man any free time to himself. Here are the 5 stages, each progressively more aggressive.
In order to avoid being blind-sided by another unexpected celebrity death, I’ve written obituaries for Zach Braff, Jaleel White, the Mythbusters and Flava Flav.
'These people are eating McDonald’s, how much more grossed out could they be if they saw a homeless penis?' I thought. Not very much apparently.
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
A tough look at what inspires such a blind allegiance to the NRA, a group that should really be better at seeing straight.
Everyone has the same group of friends, and like it or not you’ll know these people for years to come. This series aims to explore
Hey, buddy, it's me, your liver. I need to talk to you about last night. 20 shots of whiskey? What the hell were you thinking? I'm dying here.
A girl who likes sports is like buying a fully loaded car. But if you're buying a Geo Metro, it's still a Geo Metro and you're still pretty freakin' lame.