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Imagine getting paid six figures for doing one intense leg motion a few times a week. Your one job is to kick. You are an NFL punter.
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.
Summer is like Heaven: everyone's got a different idea of what it will be like. Let the PIC staff entrance you with visions of paradise.
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
No matter who did the breaking up, it's only natural to want to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you've moved on to skinnier and prettier things.
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Surviving the rush of finals and gift-shopping can be a physically and emotionally draining experience. Here's how to defend yourself.
The Hot Professor is both God's gift and curse to college students. Good luck making anything higher than a full C in that class.
Hooking up with hot women is not that hard. First, live next to them, then wait around for a stroke of luck...or the roofies to kick in.
So you're not quite sure how you stack up against regular ugly people? Then take to the streets and ask everyone from your ex to your priest.