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We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were 'rubbing myself all over and getting wet.' Farewell, my dearly departed away messages.
Summer's right around the corner, but the last semester home stretch isn't without its trials and tribulations. Like finals, and quarter beer nights.
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.
You thought going to a party school would elevate your social status. Turns out it only made you geekier by comparison.
Assuming you already have a bed and a desk, here are the next most important things you'll need in your two-person college jail cell.
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the repetitive, annoying jokes.
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your presence!
If you're an amateur dresser, chances are the fashion elitists, also known as your friends, are breathing down your shirt.
When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.
Piecing together the events of a blackout drunk night is no small task. But knowing the right questions to ask is essential in memory recovery.
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'